Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

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