What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Once, I went to Peru.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Jewwy Jewstein

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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