- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

wanna here a joke? you.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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