Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

your life

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

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