Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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