- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

knock knock There's no door

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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