- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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