- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Your so gay, that you like men!

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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