- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Black people in Camden NJ.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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