- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What comes after 69? 70

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Poop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

penis?

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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