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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

im not black, im Joseph Kony

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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