What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Sixty... eight

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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