- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Black people in Camden NJ.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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