Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do you call an arab ?

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Penis

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What's big and purple? Barney

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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