- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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