Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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