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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

knock knock There's no door

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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