- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

i just wrote this so hard

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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