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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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