- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Wats rong with yo leg.....

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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