- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Justin beiber..

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

JUST KIDDING^

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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