Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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