What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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The Princess is in another castle

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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How come grilled cheese?

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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