whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

I have read the terms and conditions

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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