Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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