Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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