- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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