What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Ily bae

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Smeg...

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