What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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