- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Men

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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