If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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aodhan hearty

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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