What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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