What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Microwave

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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