How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Thats what she said

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Ebola

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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