- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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