- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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