- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

whats polish and black a polish black person

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

How many people live in China? At least ten.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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