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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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