- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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