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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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