- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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