- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

knock knock Dave's not here.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

hear hear

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

SUCK MY NUTS

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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