- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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