Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What's blue? The sky.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What is 33 + 1? Penis

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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