- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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