- Anti Joke

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor