What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Shltskc gw? G

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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