- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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