Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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