Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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