Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Ring Ring Hello? Click

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

being sober in a bar fight

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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