Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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knock knock come in

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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