I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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