Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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