- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

So a seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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