- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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