A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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