Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

all the kids had fun

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

I used to know what alzheimers was

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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