What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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