why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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