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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did? Yes

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

whats black and strange a paki

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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