Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

seek beauty

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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