what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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