Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Roses are red, yup.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Black people.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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