- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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