- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's worse than this That :(

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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