Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

alex is cool

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

sweating like antoni with a girl

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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