Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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