- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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