What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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