How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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