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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What is older than history?

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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