- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

The FCC

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Chicken

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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