- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

KOOKABURRA

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

women's rights

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

The EPA.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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