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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Well this is pointless.....

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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