- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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