- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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