- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Knock knock.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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