- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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