How did the black person die? Of old age

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.