What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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fish fishy caoimhin

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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