- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

world society

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

I have read the terms and conditions

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

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