You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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