- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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