if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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