- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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