- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

The Joke Below

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?