- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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