- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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