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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a black man? A person

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

I hate Jews The Holocaust

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

my wife out of the kitchen

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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