Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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