-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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