What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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women's rights, lol

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Rylan Clark

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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