- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

You idiot.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

I have cancer. And you're next.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Boxing on Boxing Day

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