Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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