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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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