a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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american idol

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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