- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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