- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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