Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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I love you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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