Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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A cat playing laser tag.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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