- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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