STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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