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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Anti Joke

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