- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

just in time?

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

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