- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jd and zach loves vigina

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

haha black people :D

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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