- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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