- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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