So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Communism hehe xd

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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Anti Joke

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