what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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