- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Im gay What about you

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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