- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

A French man gets into a fight

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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