You're a big fat monkey.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Two planes walk into an office building

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Anti Joke

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