Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Raveena Thandhan

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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