kennah campion when she talks

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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