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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Obama

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

justin beiber sucks

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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