What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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