- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

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