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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Women's rights.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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