- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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