- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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