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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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