- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

A van drives into a car.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why can't february march Because april may

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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