what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

why are black people so fast? because there black

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the man die? He was old.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

sucks Syntax...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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