- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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