Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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