what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What's red and a cow? Red cow

why are black people so fast? because there black

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the man die? He was old.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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