How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Corn Muffins

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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White men's rights

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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