- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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