- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Water? I hardly know her.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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An Asian with a big dick.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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