- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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