What did the sign say? It said slow down

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

womens rights

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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