Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

You're a big fat monkey.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

And you honored it I see :P

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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