- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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