- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Your mother just died.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Long joke Your such a downey

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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