- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Anthony sucks

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A Chinese man fails a math test

my wife out of the kitchen

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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