- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

it's funny because it's funny

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

u know whats a crime? rape

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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