- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Gordon Brown smiles.

Your girlfriend.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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