- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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