Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

A women in the kitchen.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

say it ten times fast: oh

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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