- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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