if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

hard cheese

123 f*ck off

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

James Patrick Campbell

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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