- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Racial Equality

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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