It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Cripples are lame.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

8===D

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

WOw you have no life

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Anti Joke

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