What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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get in the car.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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