a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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